Wylde Audio’s fake website is a poet from AI – and he’s completely bizarre

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Last week, Wylde Audio introduced Berzerker blood skull and at first it seemed to be a drop of electric guitar like most others.

But when we started digging a little deeper for some needed background studies, history took on rather, Em, an unexpected reduction in bizarre, inexplicable, a-short path that never, we, we, we, never, never, ever I would imagine.

Enter “Wylde Audio” on Google and you will be imported to the Schecter website due to the fact that Schecter Guitar Research is the Home of the Gear Wylde brand of Zakk Wylde since it was introduced to the NAMM 2015 show.

But now you will also see a website that is proud of a rather official looking Wylde-audio.com domain-and things are starting to get a little strange here.

While doing some fugitive research on Wylde’s audio story, Gw The collaborator Phil Weller eventually stumbled on this website and it didn’t take long to mark it. Why? Well, where to get started … This is literally a website covered with red flags.

First of all, the photos used throughout the site are fun AI’D. Not only are they definitely not audio guitars on Wylde, they do not even exist-Inets desperately unconvincing body shapes, meaningless designs on the head and unlawful designs were absolutely no one.

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Oh, and there are pictures of amplifiers that are not real again. It is clear that someone has just introduced Marshall Combo into a generative image prompt and has glued whatever comes out on the site. This font is really funny.

But beyond the strange and misty photos of Ai Gear, the fictional section “For us”, along with its lists of products and performers, is the place where things get really absurd.

According to Wylde Audio Dot com, the company was founded in 1965 (yes, in the mid-1960s) by a mysterious Joe Wilde, which “obsessed with the construction of the perfect guitar”. As the story continues, “In the 1970s, Wylde Audio® expanded in mass production to meet demand.

“We opened the most up-to-date factory using the latest technologies, while maintaining Joe’s practical craftsmanship and attention to detail. Simple production has recently allowed us to build guitars of greater efficiency without sacrificing quality. “Oh, yes – really very convincing.

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Of course, but everything is incorrect. There is no Joe Wilde and the brand has not been more than 50 years.

As for the products, the website uses photos and connections of actual Wylde audio guitars (which does all this thing even stranger), but continues to say that it builds acoustic guitars, semi-cuhi electricity and even guitar amplifiers. Have you ever heard of acoustic audio Wyndcaster Wylde? No, because it’s not something – but this website says it is.

And we would have been rejected not to mention those very fictional creations that actually use real Wylde audio products, but they pair them with absolutely Bonkers AI photos. One, for example, has a guitar list that says it has a quilted maple upper and large block inlays. None of them can be seen on the bizarre AI, generated six strings.

But the artist’s section is the real kick. Obviously Eric Clapton, Slash, Jimmy Page and shallow paisley are Wylde’s loyal audio players. Even more absurd, the site calls John Meyer as an audio artist on Wylde and claims that “relies on its Wylde acoustics to create its hit records.” What about Neon On a non -existent audio audio audio?

Asks the question, what is actually happening in Wylde audio dot com? The real Wylde audio brand lives on Schecter and has made it. Wylde’s audio address has been purchased by some artificial intelligence fanatic or has been in public and is now controlled by AI?

Whatever the case, the website is absolutely full of nonsense – we have not even mentioned the “customer reviews” yet – so it is quite strange to see the lengths that the new guardian of the site has gone to completely reshape the site.

So, as a public service message, do well from Wylde-audio.com. Wylde’s only real audio site is schecterguitars.com/guitars/wylde-audio and it’s just a matter of time before the scammer is downloaded.