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On Saturday, federal workers received an email from the staff management service, requesting to answer five things they have achieved in the last week, or otherwise face losing their work as part of President Trump and the chosen billionaire Elon Musk of government efficiency. So far, Dodge has fired 20,000 civil servants – including workers loaded with important functions such as nuclear safety and prevention of bird flu that the government is already struggling to redirect.
Tweet by Elon Musk, stating that federal employees will receive an email asking for their work, and the failure to answer will be considered resignation
According to publications at Fednews’s Subreddit, this email was sent from the same email address as the email “Fork in the Road” offering government workers in exchange for resignation from their work.
In addition, workers at some federal agencies, including the Ministry of Defense, the Internal Revenue Service and the National Health Institutes, have since been told by their heads of the department not to respond to the email.
Well, over the weekend, people outside the federal government have learned that at first glance anyone can send an email that is likely to reach Musk to this office at staff management address. On Facebook, Alt National Park Service, the Resistance page dedicated to the protection of parks, publishes this:
Facebook Post by Alt National Park Service: “Are you bored tonight?
In the comments, people shared their own lists of weekly achievements to share in email:
List of comments days that do not vote for Elon Musk with reactions shown below
And some of them remind me of someone, but I can’t put my finger on it.
A screenshot of comments on social media, listed things that were not done: “I did not do Ketamine, I did not neglect my children, not golf, did not own a cutter.”
Even the Canadians entered the mixture:
Comment jokingly mentions an email on a list of foods tested while ill, stating that they are Canadian, not a federal worker
And others plan to take advantage of this as a teaching moment:
The text in the image reads: “I will send the PDF to the Constitution.” The text has 2K likes
The people on Twitter also share their emails on Elon:
Tweet offers to send an email to Elon Musk to hr@opm.gov. Screen Mail Gloods: understood by ketamine, I ignored my children, twisted 1782, wore strange sunglasses inside, humiliated by astronauts
Some people become very creative with the assignment:
Screen photo of an email joke, listing humorous, exaggerated activities in response to a question related to work
And others become very detailed:
Screen photo of an email listed weekly tasks, including opening hours, meetings, deposits and visits to the work liability prison
This also happens to Bluesky:
Screen photo of a humorous list: Grocery budgeting, uninstalling applications, lipstick selection, organizing and naming the Gulf of Mexico
And once again, some of these achievements seem strangely known:
Email draft list of five achievements: did you not give up, let you go, run and let you go, make them cry, say goodbye; Plus bonus: I didn’t say a lie and hurt you
We will keep you posted when the situation unfolds.
A man wearing a “make America great” hat, with a background of gold curtains
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